thing 2 say 2 people u dnt like

Driveway doesn't quite reach the garage/street.

Any slower and he'd be in reverse.

Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.

Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.

Got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it.

Has been seen tossing bread crumbs to helicopters.

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

Her sewing machine's been out of thread for some time now.

Lives in the same world, but a different universe.

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers

Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark

Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice

I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.

You are a day late and a dollar short.

 
Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.

You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.

 
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

Shock me, say something intelligent.

I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.

I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.